闪电侠妈妈

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今天上班达公车上遇到带着一对双胞胎儿子的黑人大妈。大概3，4岁的2个小朋友一直要求妈妈念故事书给他听，但是妈妈手头拿着很多文件，估计还有没有完成的工作想在坐车的时候赶完，所以一直说” not now baby ,mummy is busy” 但是两个小朋友更加起劲的说，妈妈我要听故事！！最后她终于撸不过2个小朋友，大叹口气说 “okay ,just a quick one,give me the book.”

我看到这本小画书叫《Where did he hide?》每一页都是不同的场景，有各种小动物躲在细节里供读者寻找，配的文字都是差不多的就同样一句 “where did he hide?”

大妈翻开第一页后，突然赛马解说员上身，差不多以正常语速的5倍速念了起来！
特么我当时还以为自己不小心进入时间裂缝了！！

整个画面大概是这样的！

妈妈：where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）where did he hide？刷（翻页）……

小朋友： (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ) (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ)

整个过程大概15秒后突然结束。念完妈妈又低头看起文件来。
2个小朋友整个呆了，一路坐到下车都没说话